You can be graceful, not like a ballerina
like a hedge of coral,
built up and eaten and worn down
yet alive, carving the rhythms of the seas.

This gif is ten times funnier when responding to white people because of it’s context. Kajol’s door bells rings and her white neighbor comes to drop off her daughter for carpool because she’s running late and the whole time Kajol’s smiling and swearing at her in Hindi because she knows her neighbor is being lazy and lying.
i love you, kajol.

i’m never apologizing for this picture
Would you really run a bookshop? Or would you just sit on the shop, clutching your supply jealously and barking at anyone who tried to buy something? c’|
I’ll give you mine, then. I’d be an anthropologist, and selfish as I am, my focus would specifically be in India. I don’t think my curiosity about my mother would be extinguished even then.
I’d travel everywhere, though.
I could see myself ending up on a certain rainy grey isle for a year, maybe two, reluctantly taking care of an irascible astrophysicist’s bookshop on the weekends, in exchange for interrupting his general state of being by abruptly moving in.
…Yes, sounds like something I would do.
Alright then, a very pretty rock is not just a rock; I am satisfied. |’D
P.S. Since you were wondering, no, I don’t need food. I miss it, though. Tea I certainly cannot live without, I brew myself Darjeeling every ‘morning’, if you would call it that.
P.P.S. You are an idiot. If I was there, I certainly would not let you swim for so long and get yourself sick. Are you okay? I—
Well. I regret that I can’t offer my nagging and associated services in person at this point in time, rest assured, when I get out of here, you’ll have a lot of it backed up.
Well, these sorts of things never happen when you want them to, do they?
And how do you feel about this.