“Add just add one eighth teaspoon red chili pepper flakes”
“I like things really spicy, so I’m gonna add just a pinch of pepper flakes, but you can add less!”
“Make sure to rib and de-seed that Serrano pepper or else you might hurt your dinner guests!”
“Paprika gives this a real kick!”
“I’m gonna turn up the heat with a green bell pepper!”
You can be graceful, not like a ballerina
like a hedge of coral,
built up and eaten and worn down
yet alive, carving the rhythms of the seas.
This gif is ten times funnier when responding to white people because of it’s context. Kajol’s door bells rings and her white neighbor comes to drop off her daughter for carpool because she’s running late and the whole time Kajol’s smiling and swearing at her in Hindi because she knows her neighbor is being lazy and lying.
i love you, kajol.